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R.Ross



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PostSubject: The Most Screwed Up Cast You Will Ever Hear . . .   Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:47 pm

While on the chat box, me (R.Ross), CraazyDaizy, laura!kinsss., and rennieren made up our own cast list. It is probably the worst and awesomest one you have ever heard of, and I doubt that you would want to see this version! LOL. Have a look for your self (excuse my spelling if I spelled something wrong).

Edward - Michael Jackson
Bella - Jamie Lynn Spears
Carlisle - Bon Jovi
Esme - Lindsay Lohan
Alice - Barrack Obama
Emmett - Robbie Coltrane
Jasper - A blonde Marilyn Mason
Rosalie - Paris Hilton
Billy - Flava Flav
Jacob - Soulja Boy
Charlie - Billy Ray Cyrus
Renee - Amy Winehouse
James - Hulk Hogan
Laurent - Dog the Bounty Hunter
Victoria - a red headed Tyra Banks
Mike - Brad Pitt
Angela - Angelina Jolie
Jessica - Miley Cyrus
Lauren - Nicole Richie
Tyler - Will Ferrel
Eric - Scott Halberstadt
Ben - Kevin Federline
Emily - Beyonce Knowles
Sam - 50 Cent
Quil - Jay Z
Embry - Chris Brown
Jared - Kanye West
Paul - Snoop Dog
Leah - Rihanna
Seth - Justin Timberlake
Harry - Donald Trump
Sue - Kate Hudson
Old Quil - Prince
Aro - Mick Jagger
Jane - Jess Origliasso (from The Veronicas)
Marcus - Keith Richards
Demitri - Johnny Depp
Felix - Orlando Bloom
Heidi - Keira Knightly
Alec - Verne Troyer
Caius - Jim Carey
Bree - Michaelangelo the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Riley - Adam Sandler
Mrs. Cope - Bob Barker
Mr. Banner - Zac Efron (just for you, Andrew!)

Did I not tell you it was messed? If there someone missing, tell us, and we can add another horrible actor to this cast list! Enjoy!


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PostSubject: Re: The Most Screwed Up Cast You Will Ever Hear . . .   Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:55 pm

hahaha, it's looks even better written down.



lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Screwed Up Cast You Will Ever Hear . . .   Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:05 pm

A video compilation of our cast will be coming soon!!

=] I love this cast!
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Screwed Up Cast You Will Ever Hear . . .   Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:05 pm

It's beautiful! Our movie will make millions now! Barrack Obama as Alice is my favorite!
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Screwed Up Cast You Will Ever Hear . . .   Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:10 pm

He left off Jared and Paul!!

Jared- Kanye West
Paul- Snoop Dogg
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Screwed Up Cast You Will Ever Hear . . .   Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:21 pm

big stamp of approval right there.
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Screwed Up Cast You Will Ever Hear . . .   Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:22 pm

Um - wow- You guys have far to much time on your hands :yup: lol

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Screwed Up Cast You Will Ever Hear . . .   Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:22 pm

elphie wrote:
big stamp of approval right there.
haha!
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Screwed Up Cast You Will Ever Hear . . .   Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:30 pm

I dont know what music to put on my video!! Any suggestions??
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Screwed Up Cast You Will Ever Hear . . .   Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:32 pm

McFly - duh!

Ha-Ha I'm only kidding - I think...

What kind of song are you looking for?
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Screwed Up Cast You Will Ever Hear . . .   Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:35 pm

I dont know... what song would you associate with a craaaaazy cast? Or just being crazy, period.
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Screwed Up Cast You Will Ever Hear . . .   Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:38 pm

guys, i just realized that we forgot ben!
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Screwed Up Cast You Will Ever Hear . . .   Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:39 pm

R.Ross wrote:
guys, i just realized that we forgot ben!

KEVIN FEDERLINE!
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Screwed Up Cast You Will Ever Hear . . .   Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:50 pm

Ok. This was really funny. Obama as Alice made me laugh. This is great. You guys should try to scare new twilight fans by telling them this is real. Lol Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom have such minor parts. This was good guys. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: The Most Screwed Up Cast You Will Ever Hear . . .   Fri Feb 15, 2008 6:15 pm

Daze, if you make a video for this cast, i will love you forever.
Very Happy it's truly amazing.
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