If Sarah Palin were Edward Cullen's mother...

Subject: If Sarah Palin were Edward Cullen's mother... Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:03 pm

Ok so I found this in our local newspaper... it is the SARAH PALIN BABY NAME GENERATOR! it is really funny
here is the link - http://politsk.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah_13.html

and here is the list fo characters names
please let me kno if i leave one out Very Happy

THE CULLENS
Edward Cullen=Pump Bust Palin
Edward Anthony Mason Cullen=Molten Contra Palin
Carlisle Cullen=Revolver Trooper Palin
Stregoni Benefici=Log Justice Palin
Esme Cullen=Lean Pipe Palin
Esme Anne Platt=Mullet Troll Palin
Esme Anne Evenson=Stake Shed Palin
Alice Cullen=Blaster Commando Palin
Mary Alice Brandon=Plate Jungle Palin
Emmett Cullen=Barrel McRaven Palin
Emmett McCarty=Package Wichita Palin
Rosalie Hale=Khaki Salmon Palin
Rosalie Lillian Hale=Plank Castle Palin
Jasper Hale=Wrangler Tractor Palin
Jasper Whitlock=Fork Decoy Palin
Isabella Swan=Missle Blunt Palin
Isabella Marie Swan=Mangle Blue Palin
Bella Swan=Mounty Bat Palin
Bella Marie Swan=Ladel Torque Palin
Isabella Marie Cullen=Block Lionel Palin
Bella Marie Cullen=Smoke Strapon Palin
THE HUMANS
Charlie Swan=Spoon Archer Palin
Renee Swan=Drink Hack Palin
Renee Dwyer=Block Lionel Palin ... same name as her married daughter?????
Mike Newton=Strangle Thicket Palin
Eric Yorkie=Nixon Hailfire Palin
Jessica Stanley=Bang Walmart Palin
Lauren Mallory=Scat Dubya Palin
Angela Weber=Pump Bust Palin ... were have i seen that before *coughedwardcough* CREEPY!
Tyler Crowley=Mole Valdez Palin
THE QUILLUETTES
Billy Black=Duct Idaho Palin
Ephraim Black=Crunk Petrol Palin
Jacob Black=Bang Walmart Palin .... ummmm.....weird
Quil Ateara=Charcoal Sniper Palin
Embry Call=Slicer Mission Palin
Sam Uley=Engine Nighthawk Palin (also Hilary Clintons name...)
Paul and Jared do not have last names.. seriously i Wikipedia'd this shit
Paul=Scat Dubya Palin .....again....weird
Jared=Rake Trinket Palin
Seth Clearwater=Stake Shed Palin
Leah Clearwater=Ammo Canal Palin
Collin and Brady dont have last names either
Collin=Creation Schwarzkopf Palin
Brady=Can Lightning Palin (also Vladimir Putin's name...)
Levi Uley=Muzzle Mammoth Palin
Harry Clearwater=Rake Trinket Palin ... same as jared.....
Sue Clearwater=Trough Gutted Palin
Emily Young=Muzzle Mammoth Palin
Rachel Black=Rifle Panzer Palin
Rebecca Black=Stockyard Mudslide Palin
LAURENT'S COVEN ... deceased
James, Victoria, and Laurent again have no last names
James=Crank Widow Palin
Victoria=Stick Freedom Palin
Laurent=Bigger Channel Palin
THE VOLTURI
again do not have last names
Aro=Krinkle Bearcat Palin
Sculpicia=Fire Patriot Palin
Caius=Bow NATO Palin
Athenodora=Bigger Channel Palin... look out caius she and laurent are meant to be togetha forevah ull be in mah heart
Marcus=Shot Corrugated Palin
Didyme=Revolver Trooper Palin .... carlisle and Didyme??
Jane=Bomb Locamotive Palin
Dear One=Package Wichita Palin
Alec=Plate Jungle Palin
Demitri=Molten Contra Palin .... uh oh... Edward&Demitri... mortal enemies? or Alter Egos?
Felix=Hunger Tallest Palin
Chelsea=Tape Boise Palin ... does she go w/ Billy (Duct Idaho) Duct Tape,, Idaho Boise?
Renata=Fowl Overtime Palin
Gianna=Gamebird Kelp Palin
THE AMAZONIAN COVEN
Have no last names
Zafrina=Copper Catfish Palin
Senna=Spoon Archer Palin ... Charlie?
Kachiri=Fire Patriot Palin
THE AMERICAN NOMADS
No last names
Peter=Claw Washout Palin
Charlotte=Buster Taint Palin (also Tina Fey's name....)
Mary=Tank Dent Palin (also Jesus' mother name)
Randall=Shaver Razorback Palin
THE DENALI COVEN
No last names
Tanya=Wesson Scalper Palin
Carmen=Strangle Thicket Palin
Eleazar=Sport Grunt Palin
Kate=Dust Chinstrap Palin
Garrett (yes he is.. i wikipedia'd it)=Beretta Hockey Palin
Sasha=Ladel Torque Palin ... like Bella?
Vasili=Ripper Shook Palin
Irina=Chalk Revelations Palin
THE EGYPTIAN COVEN
No last names
Tia=Tape Boise Palin ... like chelsea?
Amun=Sport Grunt Palin ... hehe AMun and Eleazar.. look out ladies here they come.. sporting and grunting
Benjamin=Drown Wing Palin
Kebi=Flex Gunship Palin
THE EUROPEAN NOMADS
No last names
Alistair=Wood Corps Palin
Charles=Stag Tunnel Palin
Makenna=Flack Gobbler Palin
THE IRISH COVEN
No last names
Siobahn=Vise Peeper Palin
Liam=Chase Rooster Palin
Maggie=Smoke Strapon Palin ... hehe like Bella
THE ROMANIAN COVEN
No last names
Vladimir=Meat Notgay Palin ... im ont so sure.. its only him and stefan.. seems kinda gay to me..
Stefan=Snowshoe Man Palin
THE BEST FOR LAST!!!!!!!!!!
Renesmee Carlie Cullen=Can Lightning Palin (also Vladimir Putins)
Nessie=Speck Backfire Palin
or what i like to call her Magoogoo=Shoulder Frontier Palin
aaayyyuuuunnnndddddddd
SPUNK RANSOM=Torpedo Vindicator Palin

so there it is.. if u read it all you are crazy... please add your own names... my best firend has the same name as Esme and so does my sister... (different versions)

mine is
Lauren= Duct Idaho Palin.. .like Billy
Lauren sumthin u cant noe=Stick Freedom Palin... like Victoria
or Lauren sumthin sumthin=Rink Rebate Palin

pretty funny stuff guys... hope u were amused Very Happy

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this is awesome.
i tried this with my name and i am "Steam Fangs Palin"
i LOL.
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hahah sum1 in the paper was too
ill have to seee
i thot it was pretty funny Very Happy

i hope other peeps add theirs
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I didn't read all of them, but I skimmed and saw Khaki Salmon Palin.

lolwtf?
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haha that was one of my favorites lol.. i loved that... its like colors for clothes lol
if u see renesmes she has the same one as Vladimir Putin.. when my sister heard that she said "I always knew she was evil!" lol
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I like Palin... but that's pretty Funny

I Support PALIN

NOT THE GAY OBAMA & McCAIN!!!

(Let's not get into any Politics)
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yes and lets not call people gay.. at least not on my post ok?
sorry im just a little sensitive because people were writing derrogatory things about obama on a poster at my school.. it has become a real issue but this post is about laffs. so lets keep it that way Very Happy

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sorry just had the urge très sorry
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its all good! this post is not about pointing fingers either.. that was my bad.. lets just keep it fun and about the hilarious names this thing comes up w/ lol

i <3 u ashleyisdabomb
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Haha, that list is funny. I wonder who even came up with the Palin Baby Name Generator..

umm idk kbut they r freakin genius! soo whats ur name in palin land arienette?
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Lol this is hilarious!

My name would be Moose Roadster Palin

I think I'm gonna legally change my name to Moose Roadster. No one would mess with me lol
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-sighs- its blocked
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R.I.P. lexxie, i love you girl, you were amazing, my sister,my best friend, even tho i never met you personlay you were my best friend, i love you! you and me are the BEST! -mwah-!!!

I am Shot Corrugated Palin! lol.

(Obama ftw)
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hehehe yes!! arent they hilarious.. i am all for obama but palin is just too hilarious to not make fun of ;D
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