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PostSubject: Misheard Lyrics   Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:26 pm

Okay, so, I love these. Post some of your favorite misheard lyrics up here. Some are so funny.

Gwen Stefani, Holla back girl

Real Lyrics: Cause I ain't no holla back girl, ain't no holla back girl
Misheard: Cause I ain't no harlem black girl, ain't no harlem black girl

Fall Out Boy, This Ain't a Scene

Real Lyrics: I'm a leading man, and the lines I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate
Misheard Lyrics: I'm a little man, I'm also evil, also into cats
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard Lyrics   Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:36 pm

Fall Out Boy This Ain't a Scene It's an Arms Race
Real Line: This ain't a scence , its a god damn arms race.
Misheard Lyrics: This ain't a sea, it's a golf cart ass face!
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard Lyrics   Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:29 pm

Rock the Casbah by The Clash

Real Line: Rock the casbah, rock the casbah.
Misheard Line (they way I heard it anyways): Rock the cat's box! Rock the cat's box!

Yeah...
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard Lyrics   Fri Apr 11, 2008 4:02 pm

um there was one when i was little and i forgot what is was i just remember that i said something about spagetti
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard Lyrics   Wed Apr 16, 2008 7:19 pm

Britney Spears - ...Baby One More Time
Real Line: My loneliness is killing me
What I Thought it Was: My only nest is killing me
I was seven or eight, and I used to belt the second one out when I took my baths.

Cause I ain't no harlem black girl? I actually laughed out loud at that.
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard Lyrics   Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:11 pm

Hahahaha, I laughed at the harlem black girl too. Sorry, random.
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard Lyrics   Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:51 pm

When I read that once, I laughed out loud also. I think thats one of the funniest i've ever seen.
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard Lyrics   Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:40 pm

lolz yep
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard Lyrics   Tue May 27, 2008 6:21 pm

Okay...embarrassing. I was little and this is actually what I thought it said...

????- J Lo
Real line...Don't be fooled by the rocks that I've got. I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the block.
Misheard...Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Jenny on the pot.

Then my family preceded to make fun of me and gave it new lyrics. They are nasty-ish. They continue- Used to do a little now I do a lot. At l least I still know where it came from.

Harlem black girl-LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard Lyrics   Tue May 27, 2008 6:35 pm

Led Zeppelin- a whole lotta love

real line- i need cool air
misheard- i need koolaid
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard Lyrics   Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:09 am

haha i think i like this thread Very Happy

i have a couple. my friends were making a list of them, because we have nothing better to do during school LOL

Good Riddance - Green Day
real line: "Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.
misheard: "Another turnip boy, a fork stuck in the road.

Blue - Eiffel
real line: "I'm blue, da-be-de-da-be-diee"
misheard: "I'm blue, and in need of a diet."

WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN - BLINK 182
real line: "What's my age again, what's my age again."
misheard: "Where's my asian friend, where's my asian friend."

Since you've been gone - Kelly Clarkson
real line: "Since you been gone, i can breathe for the first time"
misheard: "since you bit gum, i can eat meat for the first time."

I wish i was a punk rocker - Sandi Thom
real line: "i wish i was a punk rocker"
misheard: "i wish i was a prawn cracker"

Can't Touch This - MC Hammer
real line: "Can't touch this"
misheard: "King Tut says"

Australian National Anthem
real line: Australians all let us rejoice
misheard: "Australians all are ostriches"
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard Lyrics   Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:10 pm

I don't know who sang it, but:

Real line: Killing me softly with his song.
Misheard line: Killing me softly with his saw.

I was amazed when I found out that it wasn't "saw." All I could imagine when I sang that song was someone sawing another person in half, but doing it really slowly and lightly.
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard Lyrics   Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:56 pm

nikki93 wrote:


Blue - Eiffel
real line: "I'm blue, da-be-de-da-be-diee"
misheard: "I'm blue, and in need of a diet."


I heard "I'm blue, if I were green I would die." but hearing in need of a diet is pretty funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard Lyrics   Sun Jul 06, 2008 4:05 am

t2nzumi wrote:
nikki93 wrote:


Blue - Eiffel
real line: "I'm blue, da-be-de-da-be-diee"
misheard: "I'm blue, and in need of a diet."


I heard "I'm blue, if I were green I would die." but hearing in need of a diet is pretty funny.


lol yehh that's what my photography teacher thought the lyric was, and then I told her my version Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Misheard Lyrics   Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:25 pm

hahahah I will now always replace "Can't Touch This" with "King Tut says"
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